When I die, I want to be shot by Clint Eastwood while Morgan Freeman narrates it!
Friendship is in the comfortable silence.
Dubstep: the early years
In the Old Days, bathrooms were used to take craps, not pictures.
Draw me like one of your French girls.
I wrote a book once, it was awful. FOUR*: four times as terrible.
Dating a mom: like continuing from someone else’s saved game.
Igor, come! We have much work to do…
Utility Beard: more useful than 90% of people.
Hobos: they’re getting smarter
They see me rollin’: they say, “that’s actually pretty impressive…”
Step 3: make ‘em open the box! And that’s the way you do it!
Meanwhile… in Scandinavia…
Not sure if just getting older and bitter, or if this generation is really as dumb as it seems…